April Fool
| April Fool | |
| trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. | |
| has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. | |
| sells your house on Ebay. | |
| eggs your car. | |
| enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. | |
| paints your dog orange. | |
| shaves your kidneys. | |
| buys you a Russian Bride. | |
| smiles. All the time. | |
| TPs your elderly relatives. | |
что я могу сказать? от
делать из собаки хотдог или там оранждог - вполне в стиле

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я сама сначала прочла horse.