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Taoism: Shit happens
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Conservative Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Sufism: The wise man never notices shit happening
Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens
Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but won't tell you
Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere
Cynicism: Of course shit happens
Occultism: Shit materializes from other planes of existence
Cultural relativism: Shit happens everywhere differently
Optimism: If shit happens, we'll find a way to use it
Pessimism: If shit happens, there won't be enough for everybody
Feminism: Women demand to have shit happen
Ecology: If organic shit happens, it's OK
Capitalism: Let's profit from shit happening
Socialism: If shit happens, let's distribute it equally
Patriotism: Our shit is better than your shit
Classical Physics: Shit does not 'happen', it just moves around
Quantum Physics #1: Shit happens but you can't say both where and when
Quantum Physics #2: Shit happens in discrete quanta called shitons
Holistic Physics: If shit happens, it happens everywhere at once
Engineering: When shit happens, paint over
Medicine: If shit happens, take two Aspirins and call me in the morning
Economics: Shit happens because there's a geat demand for it
Politics: If shit happens, make a deal with it
Diplomacy: Let's pretend shit doesn't happen
Upd: fromletale
Krishnaism: Shit happens, shit happens, happens, happens, shit, shit
jahontova here Taoism: Shit happens
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Conservative Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Sufism: The wise man never notices shit happening
Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens
Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but won't tell you
Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere
Cynicism: Of course shit happens
Occultism: Shit materializes from other planes of existence
Cultural relativism: Shit happens everywhere differently
Optimism: If shit happens, we'll find a way to use it
Pessimism: If shit happens, there won't be enough for everybody
Feminism: Women demand to have shit happen
Ecology: If organic shit happens, it's OK
Capitalism: Let's profit from shit happening
Socialism: If shit happens, let's distribute it equally
Patriotism: Our shit is better than your shit
Classical Physics: Shit does not 'happen', it just moves around
Quantum Physics #1: Shit happens but you can't say both where and when
Quantum Physics #2: Shit happens in discrete quanta called shitons
Holistic Physics: If shit happens, it happens everywhere at once
Engineering: When shit happens, paint over
Medicine: If shit happens, take two Aspirins and call me in the morning
Economics: Shit happens because there's a geat demand for it
Politics: If shit happens, make a deal with it
Diplomacy: Let's pretend shit doesn't happen
Upd: from
letaleKrishnaism: Shit happens, shit happens, happens, happens, shit, shit
Здесь нет моего любимого:
:)
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"Не езжу в Питер, хоть убей,
Мне не пример ни Блок ни Пушкин,
Там happen shit от голубей
И между прочим на макушку(("
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и их понять я не пытаюсь боле:
обычно в п. нахалов посылают,
но чтобы так, самой, по доброй воле...)))
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Иудаизм и социализм меня покорили...
Да не, все хорошо :)
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"только очень благополучные люди могут позволить себе быть пессимистами" (афоризм ;) )